Episode #32: Self-made novelty football enthusiasm shirt, possibly important mix CD, HARD BOOZE
Super spesh guest (and composer of our theme song!!) Corey J Brewer stops by with a found mix CD that MIGHT have once belonged to a legendary dead person. Meanwhile, during the same show, Kevin shares a shirt that he draws on every February FOR REASONS EXPLAINED ON THE SHOW. Travis, clearly undergoing a crisis, brings a decanter that just so happens to contain booze, which everybody drinks and shit gets nuts. To a socially acceptable degree.
Episode #31: bag of hurtful/pleasurable medical devices, sick fuckin axe, framed photograph of a can of Dr. Pepper
Our friend and comedy co-worker Jana “Hutch” Hutchison stops by with a big ol’ bag of medical equipment, some of which hurts us. Travis brings his sick new axe (that’s what awesome people call a guitar) and Kevin brings a baffling and inexplicable piece of framed art. He then tries and fails to explic it. It’s like an adventure of the mind and soul, but more fun.
Episode THIRTY!! Awesome fucking power drill, golf clubs/hat ensemble, fine art/med book/expensive and unpopular candy
Amazing artist/animator Carina Simmons stops by to shower us with gifts! Among these gifts is a ten dollar candy bar! Less exciting than candy, Kevin brings a set of sentimental golf clubs and and old man hat. Travis brings a drill, which he proceeds to use to drill holes into the podcasting table. And he wasn’t even drunk! It’s a can’t miss.
Episode #29: broke down computer with tantalizing files, big dumb movie poster, super lame nutcracker
The amazing Celene (Prom Queen/Leeni/Snax) Ramadan becomes the first return guest as we meditate and ruminate over the New Year’s resolutions we made together last year. Plus, Leeni brings a broken computer, Kevin brings a big dumb poster and Travis brings a nutcracker and discusses his embarrassing childhood obsession with nutcrackers. It’s the first and only genuine Christmas miracle that’s ever happened!
Episode twenty eight: Detroit public access VHS, adorable childhood writings, Louis CK dartboard
We’re back, baby! Fresh from his legendary lost appearance on one of our BURGLARIZED EPISODES, cartoonist/drawer Marc Palm is (also) back to talk about his recent viral fame illustrating for Mad Magazine and to share a nigh-irreplaceable videotape of some significance. Meanwhile, Travis brings his recently-acquired dartboard with Louis CK’s face on it (not really but close) and Kevin brings some adorable writings from his childhood! And, for the first time in months, NOTHING GOES WRONG! Here’s hoping the streak will continue, but it seems doubtful.
Episode #27: Poster, camera, vagina costume, frustration
Our fabulous streak of difficulties continues! But this week it’s back to good ol’ technical difficulties rather than the criminal kind, as we reel from losing yet another entire episode! Fortunately, super spesh guest Christan Leonard was kind enough to stick around so we could record this half episode to discuss the disaster while it was still fresh. ALSO we discuss the amazing handmade vagina costume that Christan wears throughout. It’s filled with pathos AND we discover the dual meanings of the term “souping.” Spoiler! Both are gross.
Episode #26: Stick that caused robbery of Travis’ home including laptop containing podcast episodes, Yoda
Hey folks! Sorry for the absence, but Travis’ home was robbed and the creep(s) stole his podcasts! But after some regrouping, we borrowed Sophie’s (Kevin’s girlfriend) laptop and have begun picking up the pieces and soldiering on. No spesh guest on this episode, as we discuss THE BURGLARY for a little while, the two awesome ‘casts that are now lost for the ages, and then STAR WARS, because of course.
Episode #25: Real living dog, lobotomy rods, sparkling white wine, technical problems, season 2 begins
It’s the first episode of SEASON 2 of the show! And what better way to start a new year than with TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! That’s right, the ol’ laptop took a shit on this one, so this episode kinda sounds weird—though still listenable! And listen you should, because our tremendous spesh guest Rhias Hall is great and she brought a suitably goth item to share! Meanwhile, Kevin brought a dog and Travis brought some booze, which is appropriate because booze is Travis’ best friend. It’s funny AND it’s sad! But this episode is just funny. Enjoy!
Episode #24: salacious gossip rag trash, tiny NES, bag of magical rocks and bags of magical candy
THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE! They said we could never do this podcast for a whole year. They were oddly pessimistic–I mean, it’s just a podcast, it’s not that hard. For this momentous occasion we are joined by our great friend from another hemisphere: Alex Thomas! She shares some Japanese candy (yum!) and some magical rocks (less yum!). Meanwhile, Kevin brings some salacious old gossip rags and Travis brings a tiny gaming console. It’s anniversary-tastic! TAKE THAT, FICTIONAL NAYSAYERS!
Episode #23: Iconic Ken Doll, incendiary and politically radical toilet paper, Alf/ET mashup shirt
The hilarious Stephen Hando (Keefee’s House of Cards) stops by the kill garage to show off an iconic “Cock Ring” Ken Doll, Kevin brings some Trump toilet paper because he’s super political and probably a member of Antifa and/or Benghazi now and Travis brings a gift for his old friend Kevin. That’s not a euphemism, it’s just an actual gift. It’s one of many, many tear-jerking moments in a famously tear-jerky podcast.